How's this for an intro?

morning in Lorondin's head:

"KEEPBOSSESAGGRO KEEPBOSSESAGGRO ... DON'T. LOSE. AGGRO...
...wait? am i flailing in bed, i believe i am...
AAAAGHH THE BOSS IS BACK!!! PROTECT PROTECT!!! DEFEND DEFEND!!! WE ALMOST HAVE ...
...is my body really acting this out...dude its a dream....c'mon....jeez. you gotta get up and go to...
CONSECRATE CONSECRATE!!! HAMMER HAMMER HAMMER!!! E'S GAINING AGGRO!!! HURRY HURRY HUR....
...my arm is moving pretty rapidly...huh...OH CRAP!!! THIS IS IRL!!!...maybe she won't *'OUCH!!!'*...nope she noticed."

word to the wise. it might be best to engage in some other activity for awhile before falling asleep...that or sleep alone. maybe Blizzard needs to put a *warning* on the box.

-L-